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Johnson Squared: a farcical whodunit mystery
Johnson Squared: a farcical whodunit mystery
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Deputised with the full legal powers of Janus Corp, the Crewmembers must identify a rogue scientist leaking data off-colony. The only problem: everyone on the station is an exact clone of the same man.
Featuring:
- An isolated Research Station committed to extracting genetic potential
- A deadly arsenal of improvised weaponry
- A lethal menagerie of dangerous creatures
- Secret agendas, classified experiments, and interstellar corporate espionage
- At least seven unique Johnsons!
Merch available! Get a Johnson patch or a badge.
A farcical Cronenbergian romp featuring: Sabotage! Corporate Spies! Experimental Mutagenic Serum!
Farcical Whodunit: A mystery for the ages with a colourful cast of suspects featuring: Johnson, Johnson, Johnson, Johnson, Johnson, Johnson, and Johnson. Don’t let the farce fool you, there’s plenty of horrors lying in wait across Gemini Station.
An A5, 72 page book printed lithographically on the fanciest paper we could get our hands on with an exposed spine, custom blue threading, and layflat binding. For the paper nerds: we're printing on Arctic's Munken Lynx.
The Project: With their sabotage, whoever the Renegade is on Gemini Station has jeopardised the fate of the ‘Project’ on the eve of its completion. The culmination of years of work and the lives of many Johnson clones, possibly lost in vain. Janus Corp wants the Project completed, and the only way to do that is to recover the stolen Data-Drive and neutralise the Renegade.
You can’t have a whodunit mystery without a sordid bunch of characters to point fingers at. One of the following characters in the Renegade.
- Seven active clones of the maniacal genius geneticist, Doctor Richard Johnson. Each with their own schemes and suspicions to investigate.
- Three members of staff, the careerist administrator, Erika Debicki, the slack security officer, Isaiah Hudson, and the underhanded steward, Alek Greerson.
- Five so-called ‘Defective Johnsons’ eking out a hardscrabble life in the wild jungle around the station. Please note that their existence is purely speculative and Janus Corp™ will not tolerate rumours of defective clones living on any Janus Corp™ Property.
Conspiracies Abound: Everyone knows the best way to climb the corporate ladder is to throw someone else off of it, and in this case someone else is you! Watch your back in a situation full of devious characters who'd love nothing more than for you to fail.
Severe Johnson Exposure: They didn't clone him and make him work alone for nothing, Johnson will be a tough nut to crack and even the strongest of minds may break under the strains of questioning with half a dozen egg heads.
Joshua Luke Cable is a writer, filmmaker and events assistant from Yorkshire, with a voracious appetite for audiobooks and film, and a penchant for writing horror and historical fiction. He is a contributing writer at Peregrine Coast Press, on projects such as ‘Transmission For Them‘ and 'Filmmakers Without Cameras'. You can follow him at @jlcable.bsky.social.
Samuel T. McNally, Writer
Sam is a writer and filmmaker, using a mix of celluloid, TTRPG's, cameras and prose to deliver stories ranging from abstract horrors to absurd comedies. His latest short horror 'DO NOT OPEN' is in film festivals now and is working on much more.
Chris Airiau, Editor
Chris Airiau is a neurodivergent sf game writer living in France, forever obsessed with the weird and speculative. As 5 Million Worlds Press, they have published When in Rome and Bio-Drones & Cryo-Clones for Mothership RPG, among others. You can keep up with their makings at 5mwpress.substack.com or chrisair.itch.io.
Eryk Sawicki, Layout & Design
Eryk is a pierogi-core grafik dezajner (Sin Eater, Sidekick, Transmission For Them) currently living in the UK. His time is spent running Peregrine Coast Press, organising games workers with the IWGB Trade Union, and being a fixer at SoulMuppet. He doesn't have any free time.
Kyle Prior, Artist & Illustrator
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